Fine Jok

Fine Jok

Which Is d Biggest Thing In d WOrld?
SEA?
NO.
MOUNTAIN?NO.
SKY?NO.
DOnt Know?
My Big Heart Which Sends U SMS Daily!
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• Bikhre rishtoko koi roop dedo
Khilte fulo ko thodi dhoop dedo
Aapki yad aayi to sms kiya hamne
Aap v hamari yad aaneka koi sabut dedo
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• Mai
Agar
Kahu
Tmsa
Hasen
Kainaat
Me
Nai
He
Koi .
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To Yar Yaqen Mat Krna
Insan Pareshani Me
Kuch Ulta Seedha Bol Jata
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• Santa-Tumhare Liye Sab Chhor Dunga
G-Ammi Abbu?
S-Ha
G-Khana Pina?
S-Ha
G-Apne Dost?
S-Ji
G-Gutka?
S-Jao Mausi Apna Kaam Karo. :-)
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• DAKU SHER
Chambal k Ghati me mujhe mile 11 kiss
Gaur pharmayiye
Chambal k Ghati me mujhe mile 11 kiss
Mutual Funds r subject 2 Market Risk
WAH
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• Boy-I LUV U
Girl-I Dont
B-Think Again
G-I Dont
B-Waiter, Bill Alag Alag Lana
G-I LUV U, I LUV U, Keh To Rahi Hu.. Tum B Na Bas Bura Maan Jate Ho
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• Sonu Ki Monu Se Hui Ladai
Monu Ne Ki Uski Khub Pitai
Sonu Ka Khaula Khoon
Kabristan Ja K
Kabar Pe Monu Ki Photo Tang K Likh Aya
'COMING SOON'
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• Bus Chali
Jhatka Laga
Ladka Ek Ladki Pe Ja Gira
Ladki- Battameez, Kya Kar Rahe Ho..
Ladka- Ji poona University Se
B.A. Final
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• our FRIENDSHIP is a blank cheque for ME
It"s an ASSET not a LIABLITY
always a CREDITnot DEBIT
always a PROFIT not a LOS
& I HOPE T WILL NOT BOUNC
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• LyF is sHort
LIVE IT
Luv is rare
GRAB IT
Angr is bad
DUMP IT
Fear is awful
FACE IT
Memories r swt CHERISH IT
Sender is Genius, ACCEPT IT !
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• Lamho Me Shaam Dhal Jayegi
Lamho Me Rat Guzar Jayegi
Hr Lamha Hum Tumhe Yaad Karenge
Aur Yadgar Lamho Me Tumhe Hmari Hi Yaad Aayegi
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• D se Dil
D -Dosti
D -Dushmani
D -Dard
D -Deewangi
D se Dillagi
Par
D se Doori
Itni na ho jaye ki
D se Dum nikal jaye
SAMJE
D Se my Dear!
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• HUMANS fall in love
dats normal
COWS eat grass
dats natural
But a MONKEY
now pressing MOBILE keys
INCREDIBLE!
still pressing
UNBELIEVABLE
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• T20 format 4 EXAM
Reduce xam time to 1hr n marks to 20
breaks aftr each 15 mins for discussions
Freehit mark 4 unexpted Q
1st 30 mins powerplay
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• Aaj Free Rehna
Koi Program Mt Bna
I m Coming 2Meet U
Tuje Kahi Le Jna He
Plz
Mna Mt Krna
OR
Kisi Ko Btana Mt
TujePOLIO DROP Pilana he
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• Wadio se suraj nikal aya hai,
fizaao me naya rang chaya hai
ab bhi nind me kyou ho,
abto uth jao.
Apko'GOOD MORNING' kehne mere sms aaya hai
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• "Husn" Or "Ishq" Dono Dost The
Ek Bar Unme Jhagda Ho Gya
Husn Ne Ishq Ki Ankhen Noch Li
Aur?
Tabhi Se "Ishq Andha" Or "Husn Katil" Ho GaY
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• 1srdar hnuman jyanti k din mndir gya,jab arti ki thali srdar k samne ayi to srdar ne fook mar k arti bujha kr kha
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANUMAN JI
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• Ek Fauji Afsar santa se
agar Maidaan me Tmhare Pass Goliya Khatam Ho jaye To Tm kya karoge?
Santa:Maine awezein Nikaluga
Dhiskhoon Dhiskhoon
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• What is Santa's culture?
Santa's culture is agriculture.
Y Santa's culture is agriculture?
Coz Santa agree wid every culture..
Ha ha ha
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Mn.sing-We are sending Indians to the moon next year
Bush-Wow!How many
Mn.sing-
25 OBC
25 SC
20 ST
5 Handicpd
5 Sports
if possble 1 astronout
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• A Sardar Calls Another Sardar On the Phone And says-
Hello, Mai Bol rha Hu.
The Other Sardar Replies-
Kamaal He,
Idhar Bhi Mai Bol raha Hu!
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• Boy Propose a Girl- Do U Love Me
Girl- Shakal Dekhi H Apni,
Isse Achha To Me Sucide Kar Lu
Boy- Kamini Mar Jaygi Par 1 Garib K Kaam Nahi Ayegi
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• Indian-I have 4 sisters & 3 brothers.
what about you?
American-I have no sister no brother
but i have 4 MOMS from 1st DAD&
5 DADS from my 1st MOM
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• U r "G"reat
U r "O"utstanding
U r "R"ealistic
U r "I"ntelligent
U r "L"ovable
U r "L"ikeable
U r "A"dorable
In Short ur name is "GORILLA"
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• DRY DAY CALENDER2010
JAN-26,30
MAR-1,22
MAY-1
JULY-1,14
AUG-1,15
SEP-1,3,14
OCT-1,2,8
NOV-1,9
DEC-1
Fwd this important msg2all Commitee mbr
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• Ladki se NASHA hota h
NASHE se junun
JUNUN se mehnat
MEHNAT se padhai
PADHAI se CAREER
Isliye CAREER banane k liye ladki patana bahut zaruri hai
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• Smart Boy+smart nari =affair jari
Smart Boy+Bevkuf nari =paaw bhari.
Bevkuf Boy+Bevkuf nari =shaadi ki tyari.
Bevkuf Boy+ smrt nari =Boy "BIHIKARI
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• Ae Mere Kadardan
Dost Tu Hai Meri Jaan
Tum Humesha Rahoge..
..Hatte Katte Naujawan
Kyu K
Allah Meharban Toh
Gadha Pehelwan
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Alphabet 'o' stands for opportunity
which s absent in Yesterday
available once in tOday
thrice in tOmOrrOw
so dont repent for yesterdy
Go get it
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Santa ki wife ka Rang kala tha
ek din Red Saree pehan ke.
Pucha:main Kaisi Dikh rahi hu?
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Santa:jaise kajal ki factory Me aag lag Gayi ho.!
West INdies ka pehla Aadmi baNa kar God Ne kya bola hoga? Guess.,
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Guess.,
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Aaila.,Yeh piece to Jal Gaya.
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• AAp k Liye ek Film me,
Chota sa Role he.
Heroin aap ko Gufa me le Jayegi
Aur
Goli mar degi
Film he
"GUFA ME BANDAR KI MAUT'.
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• Uthale re
Deva
Mereko nhi re
Deva
Mere dost ko uthale
Dunia se nhi re
Deva
NiND se utha le
Mere ko Gud morng bolne ka re...
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• Girl- Kuch Aisa kaho
Jisse Mere
Dil ki
Dhadkan tez ho Jaye,
aur
Mera Dil
Zor se Dhadkne lage.
Boy- BHAAG TERI MAA AA Rahi He...!
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• Ladke mandir kyu jate Hai
Q ki o 1hi jaga he jaha
Aastha
Puja
shraddha
Aarti
Archna
Aradhna
Shanti
Jyoti
Priti
Karuna
Aur
Mukti milti he
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• Jab ladki pranam karne jhukti hai to kya dikhta hai ?
Uske sanskar dikhte hai....
Aapne Jo socha,
isse Aapke sanskar dikhte hai.
Ha..Ha..
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• 10 PYAAR Bhare SMS
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Kuch Nazar Aaya?
Nahi?
PYAAR Nazar Nahi Ata Mehsoos Kiya jaata hai.
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• Sms ke Rate:
1996-Rs6,
2000-Rs4,
2004-Rs2,
2006-Rs1,
2007-50ps,
2008-10ps,
2009-1ps...
Ab aap kya karoge jab sms pe Loan milega?
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• Snta-agr tu bta de k meri tokri me
kya h to sb ande tere or ye bta de k kitne to 8k8 tere
or agr ye bta de k kisk to murgi b teri
bnta-HINT DE!
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• Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna bhai MBBS,
MBBS bole to Dr.Dr.bole to kya?
Bole to chal chaddi utar injection lagana hai.
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• MunnaBhai-Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyu hilate hai
Bole to dog tail shaking WHY
Circuit-Common sense Bhai
Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai n
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• Santa Ne Banta Ki Beti Ka Rishta Manga
Banta Ne Santa Ko Bahut Mara
Mar Kha K Santa Utha
Kapde Jhad k Bola
To Phir Main kya Inkar Samjhun?
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• Bhai ji,
Chaand par
Paani
mil gaya hai.!!
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Glass
or Daroo lekar
jaldi aa jaao
New year wahi par manaygaye
Happy new year 2010
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• Dosto Agar 2009 Me Ab Tak Mujse Koi
Ghalati Hui Ho Ya Koi Baat Aap Ko Buri Lagi Ho
To
Jo Kr Sakte Ho Kr Lo
Mai 2010 Me B Baaz Nahi Aonga.
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