Funy Jok

Funy Jok

"SMOKING"gives 1minute KICK
DRINKING gives 1day KICK
LOVE gives 1 year KICK
LOVE FAILURE gives Life time KICK
So Be Careful

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Patni- Aap Bahar Jate Ho To Mai Humesha Ghabrati Rehti Hu
Pati-Ghabrao Mat, Jaldi Aa Jaunga
Patni- Bas Aapki Isi Harkat Se Toh Mai Ghabrati Hu

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2 sardaro k beech fight ho rhi thi
sardar1:sale me tere kpde faad k tujko nanga kar duga
Sardar2:Dekh tu serious ladai me Romntic baat n kr

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·  BV:Mujhe samaj ni Aata Mai Paise Kaha Chupau
Jaha chupati Hu Hamara Beta Chura Leta he
Pati:Uski BOOKS me chupa do,waha wo hath B ni lagaega

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·  Doctor to Ladies:Apka Weight 65Kg Tha,
Aaj 55 Ho Gya Hai..
Apko Koi Danger Bimari Hai.
Ladies:Sir,
Jald-Baji Me Mai Aaj Makeup Kar k Nahi Aai Hu

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·  Aadat Aur Ada Me Kya Fark H
Raste K Nal Se Pani Pina
Garib Piye To Adat
Amir Piye To Ada

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·  Tution Sir- Abey Gadhey, Home Work Kyu Nahi Karta Hai Tu.?
New Age Student- Tameez Se Baat Kar Yaar, Customer Se Aise Baat Karte Hai Kya..

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·  Hum Uth Gye H
Jinko Gud Mrng Krna H Kr Lo
Dhkka-Mukki Mt Krna
Line Se Wish Krna
Drshn 12 Baje Tak Honge
Fir To Gud Aftnun Walo Ki Bhid Lgegi

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·  Hospital Me Vacancy Nikli Hai
Salary-19000/
Kaam-Bas SHAKAL Dikha K Marizo Ko Behosh Krna Hai
Jaldi FORM Bhar
Tera Selection To Pakka Hai Dost

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· Baap:Sach btao ye 100 ka note kha se laye
Beta:Mjhe gali ME para hua mila.
or agr yaqi na ho to bahr ja k dekh lO,
1 admi Abi tak dhund rahA Hai.

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·  Ladki wale:'Beta-drink karte ho?'
'Ji'
'Cigarete?'
'Ji han'
'Jua/satta?'
'Ha'
'Danga-fasad?'
'Ji'
Sari negitive baten
kuch +ve b h
ha HIV +

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·  GAAV me BIJALI aane wali h sunkr log nach rhe the
1 KUTTA b jum rha tha
Logo ne pucha
tu Q khush h?
Wo bola BIJALI aayegi to khambe b to lagenge

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·  1 gaav tha
1 raja tha
1 rani thi
1 suthar tha
1 mochi tha
1 hajam tha
1 jyotish tha
or 1 Dr Bhi tha
Or bhi log hai call karonge to bataunga

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·  Best lines for a practical life :"I have many problems in my life..But,My lips doesn't know that...It always smiles"

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·  If U Are Beautifull, That's A Gift From ur Parents..
If U Make ur Life Beautifull, That's A Gift For ur Parents.
Don't Forget It.. :-)

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·  KANJUS donate blood 2 Arab,
Arab gifts him Ferrari,
KANJUS donate again
He gets only 1 rupee
Kanjus-Y?
Arab-Ab meri rago me b tera khun he

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·  Kripya Dhyan De
Agr Aap Iss
Dhyan Dene Wale Msg Ko
Dhyan Se Padhenge To Apke
Dhyan Me Ek Baat Aayegi Ki Iss Msg Me
Dhyan Dene Wali Koi Baat Nahi

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·  Sir: Tum 20 Saal Ki Ladki Se Shadi Karoge Ya Apne Se 20 Saal Badi Se ?
Bablu: Sir, Depend Krta Hai Ke Kaun Khubsurat Hai,
Apki Beti Ya Apki Wife

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·  GF 2 BF
Mera Bachha
Mera Shonu
Mera Guluu
Shaadi Karoge mujhse
Bolo Baby?
BF -Tum Mujhe Propose Karna Chah Rahi Ho
Ya God Lena Chahti Ho

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·  1bhikari ki lotry lagi to vo 1mandir banvata h
2nd bhikari:yar tu mandir Q bnva rha h?
1st Bhikhari:Qki iske samne me akela bhik manguga

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·  valentine day-
Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh k Aasmaan B Ro Pada
Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh k Aasmaan B Ro Pada
Jab Mera 70Rs ka Red Rose Bakri Kha Gai

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·  Teacher:santa tense kitne prakar k hote h
Santa:3
T: very.gud. example batao
Santa:kal apki beti ko dekha
Aaj pyar krta hu
Kal bhaga k le Jaynge

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·  SMS 1bimari he jo waqt ko barbad karti he
Aao mil k kasam khaye k ye bimari khatam karenge
Ek Call roz tum karo
baki sare Miss Calls hum karenge

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·  Wo kehte he ki 'Unnki biwi Swarg ki Apsara he
Humne kaha.
bahut khush naseeb ho
BAHUT LOGO KI toh abhi b zinda hai
aur Jaan leva hai !!!!

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·  Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hai?
Student: Sir 4 mausam.
Tchr: Kaun kon si?
Stdnt:"Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame.

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ans: Who invented D SNOOZE option in alarm...

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