Like Jok

Like Jok

• Best Sher of 2009
Choti si Billi k Chote chote Paaon
Wah wah
Gor Farmaye
Choti si Billi k Chote chote Paaon
Fir Vo Boli
Meaon Meaon.
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• Santa Ko Uske Dost ne Khane par bulya
ghar pe tala tha Aur Likha tha
"Bevkuf Banaya"
Santa Ne Niche Likha
"Maine aaya Hi nahi"
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• Pappu-Yar Mai bohat preshan hu..
Dipu-Kyun Kya Huwa..?
Pappu-Yaar subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai
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• "BTFHOEFBNGOA"
Uper Diye Huye Words Me Se
O, B, F
Delete Kar De
Aur Hasil Kre
Ek Khoobsorat Eid Gift
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• Ye Chand b Kya Gazab dhata h..
Ye Chand b Kya Gazab dhata h..
Bachpan me Mama aur Jawani me Sanam nazar aata hai.
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• SUCCESS FORMULA
Sleep 8 Hours..
Work 8 Hours..
&
Mak Sure dt dey r Nt d
"Same Hours"..!!
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Santa ki behen ko daku utha le gye.
Logo ne kaha ki daku khatarnak h khali hath mat jana !
Fir kya Santa do kilo aam le gYa
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• Saas bahu se:
Aaj se tum mujhe Maa or Sasur ko papa kahna
Bahu: samjh gayi
Sham ko uske pati ghar aye to boli:
Maa ji bhaiya ghr aye hai
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• U r My Best Friend bharosa Nahi?
Chalo fir
KutubMinar Par Chadenge Mai 123 Bolonga Tum
Kud Jana
Bad Me Jab Aap 123 Bolonge Tab Maine Kud Jaynga
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• Raat hogi to nind aygi
Neend ayegi to khawab aynge
Khwab aynge to ap aynge
Ap aynge to apke baap B ayenge
Phir n nind ayegi,n khawab ayenge
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• U r a DOG!
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kyu bura laga na?
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DOG means
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D=Don
O=Of
G=Girls
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nw u r smiling?
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U naughty DOG!
• Tchar to Pappu-Jo Dusro Ko Apni Baat Na Samjha Sake Wo Gadha Hota He
Pappu-Sir,Kya Matlab Mai Samjha Nai
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