Nice Jok

Nice Jok 

·  Ek Shrabi Ka Court Mein Case Chal Raha Tha

Judge Ne Kaha
'ORDER ORDER'

Sharabi Replied
'Ek CHILLI CHICKEN, One ROYAL STAG With SODA' Jaldi

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Glass Tute to
Kya awaaj aati h?
Crush?
No!
Thish?
Nhi yar
Mummy ki awaj ati h,
"Tod do,
Sab tod do kambkhto.
Kuch mat baki rkhna ghar m

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·  Cooja, mooja, ooja,
Kani, mani, pani, wani
Mao, bao, lao, kao, zoo

Uff Parh to Nai Liya?

Ye to Janwar Banane Ka Mantar Hai
Aap Theak To Hai?

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 ·  Haal kaisa h janab ka
Kya khayal h apka
Hum to uth gaye ho..ho..ho..!
Tum b uth jao ha..ha..ha.!
Good Morning!

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·  Every girl wants frnd
sum1 special
sum1 nice
sum1 cute
sum1 smart
sum1 sweet
sum1 honest
Tabi me sochu
sare mere piche kyu pa

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·  Help ever
Hurt never,
Love ever
Hate never,
Smile ever
Cry never,
Give ever
Except never...
Its creat you a good life.

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Pune Update-
My dear punekar
pune me huye bombsblast ka nishedh karate hai
darna nahi
Pune hamara hai
hamara rahega
Live Life punekar style.

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RakshBndhan Pe Ladki Ko Chedne Pe Bhai Banati Hai
To
Valentine Day Ko Chedne Pe Lover Kyu Nahi Banati
MSG ko aag ki tarah faila do
INSAF chahiye

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Hazaaro Ladkiya Aati Hai
Hazaaro Jati Hai
Hazaaro Hasati Hai
Aur Rulati Hai
Par Dosto
Saath Wahi Nibhati Hai
Jo Doli Me Beth Kar Aati

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·  Raat Ko Sms Karne K Fayde
Dost Ho Ya Dushman Sab Ki Nind Tut Jati H
Time Pass Ho Jata Hai
Padne Wale Ko Ghussa Ata H
Fir B Wo Kch Kr Nai Pata H

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·  Is Month Ki
29 Ko Meri Mehndi Hai
30 Ko Baarat Jayegi
31 ko reception Hoga
U and ur Family is Invited

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·  Apka valentine partner bhej raha hu
(\ /)
/¤¤) "^----- ;";
\,,/"( , , )\\
// \\ // \\
Ab thnx bolne ki zrurat nahi

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·  Kisi ne pucha: Tum sabko sms bhejhte ho, Tumhe kya milta hai?Maine Has kar kaha: Dena Lena to "VYAPAAR" hai,Jo dekar na mange Wohi to PYAAR HAI.

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·  namaskar.
aaj shivratri aahe.
HAPPY MAHASHIVRATRI.
JAI SHUDHLESHWAR PRASSANNA.
buwaji baba prassanna.
R

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·  Gadhe Hai Wo Log
Jo 14Feb Ko Propose Karte Hai
Meri Mano
1st April Ko Propose Karo
Maan Gayi To 'I LOVE U'..
Gussa Kiya To 'APRIL FOOL'..

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·  Man at God's shop
Lord what do u sell?
God- Whatever ur Heart Desires
Man- I want Peace Hpyness & Freedom
God smiled n said
Sorry son- I sell on

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·  PUNEKAR MITRANO Consider this:
DARUwala pool
TADIwala road
BATLIwala garden
QUARTER gate
I feel
We live in a to-tally drunken city :-
3 cheers

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·  Patni Kise Kehte Hai.?
Jo Pati Ko
Tok Tok K
Uski Sari Adate Badal Deti Hai
Aur
Fir Kehti Hai
'Aap Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe Ho, Badal Gaye Ho'

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·  1 Bar Santa USA Gaya
Waha Church me Gaya to Achank Waha aawaz i TANN
Ittefaq se Lyt b Chali Gayi
Santa Dar kar Bola
Oye Bhago Undertaker aa gaya.

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·  1 Bar Santa USA Gaya
Waha Church me Gaya to Achank Waha aawaz i TANN
Ittefaq se Lyt b Chali Gayi
Santa Dar kar Bola
Oye Bhago Undertaker aa gaya.

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·  Lamha lamha waqt guzar jyega
Ek week ke baad Valentine's Day aa jyega
Abi b waqt he kisi se Afair chala lo
Vrna ye Valentine b akele guzar jyega.

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·  Height of ProfessionAl Respect-
A BeggAr Won
50 LAkh Rupees lottery
&
took A
Golden plAte
for
begging.
So Dont Insult Ur Proffesion!!

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·  Good Morning Frnds
Today Is..
Kya.
Socho
Today Is,
CHOCOLATE DAY.
to kab chocolate khane bula rahe ho.
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·  Ek DOGGY subah se sham tak bhonkta tha.
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
HA BILKUL AISAY HI

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·  Excellent LOVE Quote:
I Don't Fear
to lose her..
but..
My fear is that,
If i lose her
"Who Will
LOVE HER LIKE ME"??

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·  Date sheet aa gaye he Tayari Shuru Kar do:-
9-Rose Day
10-Prapose Day
11-Choclate
12-Taddy
13- Kiss Day
14-Valentine Day
27-Marathi Bhasha Day

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Ladki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki
5 din bad wo rote hove wapas aayi
Baap:Ab kyu aai ho?
Ladki:Papa wo BMW k driver nikla
N95 b china wala tha

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·  Yeh Jo Hath Me
4inch ka dabba Pakda H Na,
Ye Sirf Msg
Receive Krne K
Liye Nhi H,
Is Se Msg B Hote H,
Try karke dekho.
ab muskrao try MAT kro

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·  LOVE YOU
Send this msg to 10 GIRLS n
WIN a free TRIP to your's nearest POLICE STATION in luxury JEEP,
ReHnA KhAnA
n Body Massaj Free

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·  Reaction of girls when they loose their purse
Poor girls-my money
Rich grls-my credit card
College girls- O SHIT!
Usme "Raja" ka photo tha

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·  Tumhe Pata Hai
Aishwarya
Deepika
Shahrukh
Aur
Salman Ko Garmi Q Nhi Lagti
Qki
Qki Unke Bahut Sare Fans Hai.

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·  England Mother-Gud Night Dear
Hindu Mothr-Shubh Ratri Beta
Muslim Mothr-Shaba khair
Aur apni mummy
Are is mobile ko aag laga de aur so ja

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·  HEARTLY welcome to cool morning..
HAPPY welcome to fresh morning..
LOVELY welcome to nice morning..
GREAT welcome to new morning..

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·  Bacha Mithai Ki Dukan Pe
Ladki Se-Jab Me Bada Ho Jauga Ap Muj Se Shadi Krogi
Ldki Haste Hue-Ha
B-Fir,Apne Hone Wale Pati Ko Mithai Nhi Khilaog

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