Shayari Of Love

kisi ki jheel si aankhoon main
yeh dil dooob jana chahta hai
per phir yeh khayaal atta hai
salla aphon ko swwming kerna kahan ata hai ....

Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chhupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jat

Girlfrnd chahe kitni b buri ban jaye
Kabhi usse dosti mat todna kyuke
pani chahe kitna b ganda ho jaye
aag bhujane ke liye kaam to ata he hai ..!


Mobile kabhi piche ke poket me mat rakana
Batery fategi to gand fategi
LOg hath se gand dhote hai app gand se hath dho baithiyega


eacher To A Boy:
"Khamosh Ho
Jao Nahi To Khara
Kar DunGi."
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All The Boyz
Shouted:
"Pehle Mera
Pehle Mera"


Kahan Ghayab Rehta Hy Yaar Tu
Teri Tou Shakal Tk Bhool Gya Hon Me
Wo Tou Abhi Abhi Apne
Tattay Pr Nazar Pari
Tou Mujhy Tu Yaad Aa Gaya.


Dukh mei wo kinara kar gaye
Hasti zindgi ko besahara kar gaye
Kabhi roka karti thi muzhe pene se
Jab zane lagi toh bottle ko aur eshara kar gaye


Sehwag sex karte hue kehta hai
aaj pich gilli hai
Mai jaldi out ho jaunga
Wife Aap ko out hone ka bahana chahiye
Kal es pich par Dhoni Sixer l

Women's life is very hard - morning - wash clothes,
Noon - dry clothes,
Evening- iron clothes,
Night - open clothes,
Late night-search clothes..


Boss: U r Not Wearing
Panties 2day ?
Secretary: True Sir!
But How Did U Know
That?
Boss: There Is
Dandruff On Ur
Shoes ... ;->


Janeman mujhe mar dalo
zara meri pant ki jaab mai haath dalo
lamba lage to kaat dalo
mota laaga tu chaat daloo
acha laga tu apni gan main dalo.


D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra Connection Kis K Sath Hota Hai?
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Apko To Pata
Hona Chahiye
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Poket Sayyyyy